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DALE_COOPER 

DALE_COOPER
ARTISTS STATEMENT
I'm a nudist, ya dig? I think we'd all be happier if everyone was naked. Nakedness brings us together, and back to the earth. A naked business man is just a naked man. Just try to look rich, important, authoritative without pants and you'll find it trying. Nudity starts us all off on the same page, makes us equal. I find it hard to understand those who won't show. Let it all show.

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ARTIST PROFILE
birthplace: Adelaide, SA.
occupation: Hydroponic gardener.
age: 24.
height: 6'4".
weight: Light as a feather.
relationship status: In a relationship.
starsign: Aries.
biggest passion in my life: Sunflowers and their smiles.
I like to listen to: the bocking of my chickens.
I like to watch: seedlings grow under a giant light bulb.
I like to smell: petrol.
I like to taste: toffee in my mouth.
I like to feel: validated.
favourite part of my body: Obvious...
favourite part of someone else's body: My girlfriend's smooth belly.
Why i shot myself: To get out in the sun with my chickens (and mah woman).
who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: My mum, and she'll never do it.
who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: My girlfriend, but she's always doing it.
Most outrageous thing I have done: Claimed I didn't have knees.
Bands I like: Flying Lotus, Kraddy, Diplo, Samiyam.
Books I like: The Third Policeman, Kafka, Chaucer.
Films I like: Babe.

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